Went to the doctor today with a "Bronchial Infection" Conversation went something like this:
Nurse Goodbody (term used loosely!): Why are you here?
Me: I'm sick!
Nurse Goodbody: Have you had this before?
Nurse Goodbody: Well - (pause) I think you have it again - bend over!
Me (bending over) : (slight pause) Ouch!
Nurse Goodbody (with large smile): That will be 70 dollars, come back again!
I think I am going to bed - whoops - think I had better lay on my side! Whoops again - rats! Wrong side! :o(